Whiskey and Malboros

Looking this bottle of rye in its dead empty eyes

laugh-addict:

Greatest thing ever

Things like this remind me how much I love poetry slams. 

I fucking love it

this is how you dad.

(Source: sizvideos)

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

(Source: iraffiruse, via dsauce91)

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

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